–          You bring a bagged lunch to work… that you prepared the night before

–          You always know the weather report, even when you have no outdoor plans

–          You remember in the morning to defrost the chicken

–          You have plans to hang out with your friends Friday night and you suggest making reservations

–          You’ve given Botox serious consideration

–          You trade in your 2 door sports car for a 4 door because it’s easier getting the groceries in and out of the backseat

–          You start a sentence with “Remember back when…”

–          You finish a sentence with, “dammit, I sound like my mother.”

–          You shop around for auto insurance… oh yes, there was a time you’d be happy with any company willing to insure you